RHYME TIME
You sent a text to my dog ‘n’ bone
didn’t understand a thing you wrote
I called you on your home trombone
got a message saying try cell phone
I clocked you on the apples an’ pears.
Later mate, I’m in a right two an’ eight.
Good job I didn’t wanna make a date
I promise you I would be late!
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Now you are talking sweet!
ReplyDelete*grin*
Great!
ReplyDeleteha! cute :)
ReplyDeleteMust remember this one for my mates down the rub-a-dub!The other night I was late meeting the trouble and strife down the frog and toad for a ruby.
ReplyDeleteFunny :)
ReplyDeleteGautami, Jo, D Sinclair, Rambler - thanks for visiting - I'm still trying to work my way round everybody on the Island!
ReplyDeleteHi Keith, We live close to the curry mile in Manchester and I had a curry just down the road from the pub - but I wouldn't take the wife!
it is very cute,, but i am afraid for this strictly american girl you will need a translator!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, I agree with paisley! It had a meter for sure, but I don't quite 'get it.'
ReplyDeleteHi Paisley and Mary,
ReplyDeletethere are a few bits of rhyming slang I'll try and enlighten you.
dog 'n' bone = telephone
trombone = telephone
apples an' pears = stairs
two and eight = state
clocked = clock face, saw your face
Hope this helps!
cute.. and so rhythmic... i can hear the rhythm in my mind... loved it!!
ReplyDeleteAnother poem to love, I promise!
ReplyDeletewith music, i would love to hear it sung -ah curry and manchester - you bring back so many memories from over a decade ago. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteUL
This was fun. Like a puzzle!
ReplyDeleteI'd gone online to the urban dictionary to figure out what you'd said -- and I was able to do so.
The I saw you'd supplied the 'definitions' in the comments section. Cool post!
That had a nice, fun rhythm to it. It felt like you could turn it into a rap song.
ReplyDeleteMad Kane