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Tuesday, 11 April 2023

15/11

 

Napowrimo 2023/my15th year/day 11


The prompt for today at napowrimo.net -

This prompt challenges you to play around with the idea of overheard language. Now, write a poem that takes as its starting point something overheard that made you laugh, or something someone told you once that struck you as funny.


MY WIFE

Iambic pentameter she's not

You won't find a rhyming couplet under her bonnet


My wife lost ten pounds and she stayed there

Searching everywhere until the lights went out

Waiting at the till for her change perhaps

Went on a diet and lost a bit of weight maybe


How could she whatever was she thinking of

I wouldn't hang around there for too long big bird

After dark the ATM goes into robotic mode

Do you want to tell her or should I


I think she looks wonderful just the way she is

Who told you that she's clean out of money

She was beautiful before she lost all that weight

It's obvious the way she's scratching in her purse


You won't find a rhyming couplet under her bonnet

Iambic pentameter she's not

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