Napowrimo 2022 DAY #9
& Andy's 150 Word Daily Nonsense Challenge
EAT YOUR HEART OUT
They sell potato fries in the market ready cut up in placky bags
for you to take home and deep fry with your foot long saveloy
ketchup chilli sauce or soy and vinegar and garlic to dip
complementary fish sauce for those who can bear it
gobbledegook personified with double egg and chips
add a couple of rashers of bacon a grilled tomato and fried mushrooms
for the all day brunch wash it down with a litre or two of Red Horse
eat your heart out until pancake day or till the jokes on you
and when the mosquitoes bite you'll know about it good style
you'll scratch yourself stupid and it'll flaming hurt like buglery
when they ask if you're okay you'll say I'm fine as eggs are Eccles cakes
Salamat po but what you should have said is
am I Buxton I feel like a troglodyte on heat
09042022/150
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