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Saturday 28 June 2014

Bish bosh...

THE NATIONAL NOSH
Chicken is the national nosh,
Bish bosh, Bilal, Halal, bish bosh,
Tandoori, Southern Fried,
Sunday Roast for all the tribe,
Stir Fried, Pan Fried, Deep Fried,
Steamed, Breaded, Battered,
Served in cream, Chicken Tikka,
Coq au vin, Nuggets, Kiev,
Maryland, Yakitori, Curry too,
Buffalo Wings, Barbecue,
Chicken Schnitzel, A la king,
Bish bosh, Kosher, Eli, bish bosh,
Chicken is the national nosh.
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Monday 9 June 2014

Singing in the rain...

GETTING WET
They’ve not got designated drivers
on the local buses yet
It could take all night to get home
if he stops to place a bet
It’s raining in the bus shelter
an me hairdo’s getting wet

And everyone is staring
at me plastic suffragette
Her makeup’s running down her placard
‘Vote for wimmin don’t forget’
She’s got a hooded sweatshirt
an it’s soaking blooming wet

I used to drive a Range Rover
an play the clarinet
But now the Chelsea tractors
are splashing me the gets
It’s raining in the bus shelter
an me hairdo’s getting wet

Sometimes I wish I’d never met her
in the flaming launderette
She’s not really me girlfriend
she just helps me walk me pets
She’s got a hooded sweatshirt
an it’s soaking blooming wet

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Sunday 1 June 2014

Lots of front...

THE CURRY MILE
This cuisine and that
from Moroccan to Bangla
and all in-between spelt
out in modern art signage
Mess Up My Back Alley Innit
Wheel writing on the wall
mucking up in three
hundred and seventy eight
shades of eye max reality
Outside shisha bar cold curry chips
 peas smoking hookah pipes run
down terraced town rock on bohemia
Babylon fruit hanging veg baskets
lots of front no sea
The mullah is as the hatter was
the rain reigns constantly
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