Napowrimo 2021
Day Five
HELLO AM I EVEN SNORING
I like to watch football on TV
but they think football is like rugby
they don't understand the beautiful game
they turn the TV over and watch the adverts
I just sit there and stare at the kitchen wall
They play with their mobile telephones
and put likes on things that they think they like
I like watching football but I wouldn't take them
imagine them going to a proper game
in a proper stadium with loads of fans
They think that fans can only blow cold air
which is nearly true as a lot of fans
talk a lot of hot air about their teams
I try and get up from my reclining chair
but trip on the mat and fall flat on my face
they come over and help me to get back up
Just tell us if you need the bathroom they say
Pride comes before a fall they tell me later
I don't really know where they read that though
I'm not even sure if they can both read
I just want to watch the football I tell them
Why don't you have an afternoon nap they say
you can watch your football after the adverts
I'm not tired I don't need to go to sleep
hello am I even snoring help me please
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