Uptown for his girl to save face
His wife didn't know
Why he put on a show
He wanted somebody to chase
29092013
A woman was eating a wrap
And fell for the usual trap
Of starting a riot
All over her diet
Of salad and celery crap
240913
A woman was flying quite high
Up over the Isle of
Skye
I heard that she came
On the astral plane
Not blinking but more rapid eye
A fellow just loves telling
jokes:
that bore all the girls and
their blokes.
They are so unfunny
he doesn't make money
it’s all to annoy the good folks.
A fellow who needed a pair
Of glasses to see up the stair
Went out of his mind
And thought he was blind
When he lost his specs down the
chair
11082013
A woman had planted a pine
Instead of her usual vine
It tasted like bleach
She started to preach
Then pulped it and drank it like
wine
05082013
