More Limericks for Mad Kane

Here's some Limericks I wrote, all prompted by Mad Kane -

A fellow was buying a place

Uptown for his girl to save face

His wife didn't know

Why he put on a show

He wanted somebody to chase

29092013

A woman was eating a wrap

And fell for the usual trap

Of starting a riot

All over her diet

Of salad and celery crap

240913

A woman was flying quite high

Up over the Isle of Skye

I heard that she came

On the astral plane

Not blinking but more rapid eye

A fellow just loves telling jokes:

that bore all the girls and their blokes.

They are so unfunny

he doesn't make money

it’s all to annoy the good folks.

A fellow who needed a pair

Of glasses to see up the stair

Went out of his mind

And thought he was blind

When he lost his specs down the chair

11082013

A woman had planted a pine

Instead of her usual vine

It tasted like bleach

She started to preach

Then pulped it and drank it like wine

05082013