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Monday, 30 September 2013

More Limericks for Mad Kane

Here's some Limericks I wrote, all prompted by Mad Kane -

A fellow was buying a place
Uptown for his girl to save face
His wife didn't know
Why he put on a show
He wanted somebody to chase

A woman was eating a wrap
And fell for the usual trap
Of starting a riot
All over her diet
Of salad and celery crap

A woman was flying quite high
Up over the Isle of Skye
I heard that she came
On the astral plane
Not blinking but more rapid eye

A fellow just loves telling jokes:
that bore all the girls and their blokes.
They are so unfunny
he doesn't make money
it’s all to annoy the good folks.

A fellow who needed a pair
Of glasses to see up the stair
Went out of his mind
And thought he was blind
When he lost his specs down the chair

A woman had planted a pine
Instead of her usual vine
It tasted like bleach
She started to preach
Then pulped it and drank it like wine



  1. Thanks so much for your fun contributions to my Limerick-Offs!

    Madeleine Begun Kane

  2. i like the jokes one and the glasses one are the best, they remind me of somebody ...


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