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Monday 30 September 2013

More Limericks for Mad Kane

Here's some Limericks I wrote, all prompted by Mad Kane -

A fellow was buying a place
Uptown for his girl to save face
His wife didn't know
Why he put on a show
He wanted somebody to chase
29092013

A woman was eating a wrap
And fell for the usual trap
Of starting a riot
All over her diet
Of salad and celery crap
240913

A woman was flying quite high
Up over the Isle of Skye
I heard that she came
On the astral plane
Not blinking but more rapid eye

A fellow just loves telling jokes:
that bore all the girls and their blokes.
They are so unfunny
he doesn't make money
it’s all to annoy the good folks.

A fellow who needed a pair
Of glasses to see up the stair
Went out of his mind
And thought he was blind
When he lost his specs down the chair
11082013

A woman had planted a pine
Instead of her usual vine
It tasted like bleach
She started to preach
Then pulped it and drank it like wine

05082013

2 comments:

  1. Thanks so much for your fun contributions to my Limerick-Offs!


    Madeleine Begun Kane

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  2. i like the jokes one and the glasses one are the best, they remind me of somebody ...

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