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Thursday, 23 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #23 coronavirus 26


SAVE LIVES
When the smoke detector on the ceiling
looks like an alien staring at you
it probably is

Venus and Mars
were never like this

Stay at home
protect the NHS
from your vain imaginations

What came first
the seed or the plant
the cod or the roe
the man or the woman
the sun or the earth
whose nose knows who

Hard chicken comes from
hard boiled eggs
broken eggs make
omelette and frittata

Is a baton a thing to hit people with
or a lump of French bread
make your own

Stay at home
protect the NHS
save lives
23042020

Friday, 17 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #17 coronavirus 22


THE SAME CLAP-TRAP
Can't believe the way they lie
don't answer innocent questions
couldn't run school dinners
let alone a pandemic exit

Where are the testing kits
where is the PPE
who is that bloke on the TV
telling lie after lie

The other guy stands there gurning
like a troglodyte gives the game away
with his body language when he speaks
it's just more of the same clap-trap

It's a political football but
none of them know the off side rule
they're kicking in different directions
and scoring nothing but own goals

The minister for whatsisname takes
a pot shot and hits the corner flag
the journalist shouts penalty but the ref
says no and boots the ball over the stand

They're way out of order and lying
through their broken teeth pity that
there's no dentists to go to right now
try the barbers sorry they're closed too

What are we going to do who are we
going to trust in these dark dark days
lockdown locked out for another
twenty one days and then a review

Reprieve maybe for the chosen few
but who's going to get the antidote first
the vaccination situation let's hope
the boffins can get it right

A big hand for the Doctors and Nurses
the genuine ones in all this mess this
coronavirus war keep calm stay home
relax don't forget support the NHS
17042020

Thursday, 26 March 2020

Coronavirus 5


GOD BLESS THE NHS
Contradiction personified
they talk about the turning tide
food parcels will be left outside

Seventy eight point seven four zero two
inches not only when you're in the queue
at work practice social distance too

God bless the NHS stay home save lives
no work no income how will they survive
Universal Credit – you can't get through
but volunteers got signed by half past two

Seventy eight point seven four zero two
inches not only when you're in the queue
at work practice social distance too

Contradiction personified
they talk about the turning tide
food parcels will be left outside
26032020

Coronavirus 4


COVID – 19
conspiracy theory
they say people say
the powers that be
and their puppet Gendarmes
they've got us
where they want us
locked up
or locked down
in every city
countryside village
or self isolated town

However rules are elective
and only apply
to the unschooled unwashed
but not to the guy
that wants to keep making
more products to sell
hell he'll find ways to
keep his wokforce well
well maybe not well but
you know what I mean
he'll say they're essential
to the NHS scheme
of course what he really means
is his personal wealth
he's entitled to dream
25032020