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Friday, 24 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #24


THINKING OF THE CITY
Fanny said she wanted to play scrabble
picked up her cue and made a hundred break
The Riddler said scrabble is for rabble
Batman and Robin and that kind of freak

She shivers like crazy hates nudity
He shoots a double whammy towards her
She looks away thinking of the city
but the rotor lifts then sticks in her fur

If I had a relation in this town
she thinks I could beat that boo boy Riddler
equip me with a crib and dressing gown
paste him to the roof and call him fiddler

Like a jig-saw puzzle with missing tiles
central to her life another locus
she negates the future and walks for miles
putting the hex on his hocus pocus

Acre arcing she completes her mileage
crossing the diode bridge to Washington
pushing The Riddler into the silage
of his own mind the smell starts wafting down

She wished she could be gored by someone's horns
and vault into the ether not been born
24042020/Prompted by El Cashew

Thursday, 23 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #23 coronavirus 26


SAVE LIVES
When the smoke detector on the ceiling
looks like an alien staring at you
it probably is

Venus and Mars
were never like this

Stay at home
protect the NHS
from your vain imaginations

What came first
the seed or the plant
the cod or the roe
the man or the woman
the sun or the earth
whose nose knows who

Hard chicken comes from
hard boiled eggs
broken eggs make
omelette and frittata

Is a baton a thing to hit people with
or a lump of French bread
make your own

Stay at home
protect the NHS
save lives
23042020

Wednesday, 22 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #22


SEAPLANE PIXEL
In the belly of the ship
or the whale or the fish
diving in the deep end

Squirming digging for
worms deep deep down
in the belly of the ship
what yacht have you got

Saturday's are like that too
who knows what time they close
who knows what time they close

Deep deep down in
the belly of the whale
or the belly of the fish

What fish cod 'n' chips
what chips potato fries
what fries open your eyes
what eyes mince pies

What pies pork pies
more pies for your
bread and honey
keep your money
don't tell me lies

What's your name
Please Explain
22042020

Thursday, 4 April 2019

2019/4


Global/NaPoWriMo 2019

Day Four

CONTROVERSY
Multinationalisation hasn't that been tried before
Colonisation empire building internal feuding

The clocks were ticking till the hour came and went confusion
All of the money spent on pay rises for the gentrified

Sit down order in the Commons chaos in the House of Lords
Missus Mayhem and your Oxbridge party chums boohoo uproar

Never mind the rough sleepers the disabled the job seekers
The unwaged and the working poor keep them begging on the floor

Okay if the leavers really don't know what they voted for
What about a referendum a general election

Some cast their vote upon the moat and it came back soaking wet
Let's have a vote for those that didn't bother to vote at all

Let's put the cat amongst the pigeons show the dog the rabbit
Chuck a Welly or three throw the boot in sideways hobnails up

Or should we turn the other cheek as the towers rise up high
Power mad they want to scrape the sky above our city streets

The ill gotten investment still pours in from banks in Brasil
Abu Dhabi and Hong Kong so what's so wrong with tinned corned beef

Fair trade coffee that some tea leaf said was free but where's the bread
The tainted bread and honey for the Tulip from hamster jam

The self-serve check-outs at the local store and that one world faith
Controversy of religiosity by the back door
04042019

Monday, 1 April 2019

2019/One

Global/NaPoWriMo 2019

Day One


WHAT'S WHAT
Lilliputian's only cause confusion when you mix them up with Troglodytes life isn't as simple as some would have it tax and insurance hikes put paid to that don't you get that feeling sometimes that things some things and/or everything is out of your reach up in the air or way too expensive and that no one really cares just bung it on a credit card and pay for it later get it on the never never whatever really you think that that is what's what
01042019/1

Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Or is it just me?

SAD SOCIETY?
Sad Society
Or is it just me
Questions
Quest
Who
Tells me what to write?
Mad Society
Or is it just me
Questions
Quest
Who
Tells me what to write?
Bad Society
Or is it just me
Questions
Quest
Who
Tells me what to write?
Glad Society
tells me what to write
who
quest
questions
or is it just me?
210114