NaPoWriMo 2017 Day Thirty

DAY THIRTY

CARROT CAKE

Carrot cake she wants to bake it

Scream /Shout it from the chandeliers

For him football was the big hit

Fizzy stuff champers bubbly cheers

She only wants to treat her man

With a folding bed that’s broken

Rock ‘n ‘roll in the caravan

Water gas electric tokens

It’ll be alright on the night

Who’s joking who now - don’t you know?

Joshua beat Klitschko in the fight

One summer day it starts to snow

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NaPoWriMo 2017 Day Fifteen

DAY FIFTEEN

JUMBO JOE’S

Resurrect the cake lady

She wants to feed me,

Make me fat like her

Fatter even, so that she won’t lose me

To some beauty queen again

She sends me cakes, morning noon and nightly,

Naughty cup cakes every day

Who could eat them and stay slim

Without going to the gym, Jumbo Joe’s

Chocolate cake and lemon drizzle

With New York cheesecake in the middle

So pat-a-cake baker Sam

She bakes me a cake as fast as she can

She makes it on the kitchen table

With love she kneads it more and more

She’d knead me too

If she didn’t have a need to feed to fatten me

She’s got one in the oven always,

Sometimes in the stable doorways

Samantha the crazy lazy cup cake lady

Wants to smother me

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