Kids eat free...

McDOODLES

RESTAURANT

Welcome

to

McDoodles.

No dogs

only

Guide dogs.

No alcohol

only

Alcoholics.

No rollerskates

only

Rollerskaters.

Kids eat free

only

don't sick-up!

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Poor vs Rich...

WHY THE RICH STAY FAT
The poor stay poor
and the rich get fat
and the small stay
smaller than the tall.
If the rich gave their
riches to the poor that
would mean the rich
were rich no more.
So if the poor and
the rich were poor
the dream would end.
For that would mean
the poor could never
be rich and the rich
could never be richer
than the poor!
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Stormy Weather...

WITCHES
When three Witches meet
to conjure up the weather
you know that they'll
brew up a storm.
They'll plot a dry spell
at midnight,
to let the cats play,
ending at dawn with
the broom sticks away.
And then schedule rain
for the rest of the day!
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RAIN
They talk about global warming
and climatic change but the erratic
weather is not getting better
I wanted it hotter but it's
getting wetter it rained all last
winter + summer again
and tomorrows forecast
is more of the same...
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The worrying sort...

WORRY WART
They say that
you're the worrying sort.
Much more than that
you're a real worry wart!
You die if you worry,
you die if you don't!
So, what are you
worrying for?
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