Day Nineteen
HOW TO TAME A TROGLODYTE
Is life a competition or a game
Pray tell me soon my all
creative one
Ask your troglodyte to discuss
his name
He’ll grunt and groan ignoring
you for fun
Club you to kingdom come if you
let him
You need to exercise control all
day
Bind him tightly and whip him
till he’s thin
Feed him minute amounts and make
him pay
For sins of generations on his
back
Exact his breath with boiling
lemonade
Kick his wisdom teeth into a
black sack
When he’s ready send him out on
a raid
Buy ‘How to Tame a Troglodyte’
the book
Make sure the author signs it
take a look
190416
The prompt at NaPoWriMo today
was to write a ‘How To’ poem
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