Napowrimo 2021
CONCLUSION
Okay, another year over, so congratulations to everybody who completed the NaPoWriMo challenge this year. I don't think I came up with anything amazing this time, but I did manage to do a few more of my 'Hello am I even here' series and hopefully I will have enough of them for a collection now. To finish the month I will attempt a final piece which I will post below.
Here it is:
JASON ALEXANDER HALL
The head chef at Dicks and Becks
(The warehouse where they wear cool specs)
he went to college to learn to cook
I saw this notice on the canteen wall
Jason Alexander Hall attended a one day
cookery course June Nineteen Ninety Nine
Does that mean he'll be a chef one day
or will he just carry on making sandwiches
to sell in his canteen vending machine
Hand made pasties cod chips and mushy peas
roast dinners bangers and mash vegan options
wouldn't it be nice to have home made quiche
a full English breakfast and pancakes for brunch
Sadly JAH would be if he could be chef can't cook
so the workers are eating cuppa soups and crisps
morning noon and nightly in the staff canteen
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And here's one I wrote in 2018 and updated earlier this year about the same workplace.
WATCHERS
Clock watchers at Dicks and Becks
the warehouse where they wear cool specs
Then one day shock horror
the clocks were changed for mirrors
Now the shirkers look at one another cold
and watch themselves grow old
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