Skewiffology

PONTEFRACT CAKES

She steams off cools down

Packs up at the packet house

It’s autumn in Maine

Don’t slip on the leaves

Skewiffology she says

If they block the drain…

Standing on her head

Which way do the tram tracks run

Sideways or straight plane

She sat through August

Trying to ignore the pain

With Pontefract Cakes

Liquorice not liquor

Square potato tortilla

From The Spanish Main

Unfortunately

Nobody knows what she’s got

She waits in the rain

They worship their gods

Raising hands praising TV

Legs like a crane

Chillies for breakfast

Stationary as a toy train

She’s too hot to hoot

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Day Twenty Nine

Nearly there...

YOUR CALL

Every time she calls me up I’m sleeping

Weeping on my pillow the night time through

Rough as the proverbial you know what

Hatters aren't as mad as they've been painted

Tainted love jilted like John and his ilk

Silk ties are back in fashion at Oxfam

Families can't afford to shop there these days

Way too expensive for the average Joe

Joking aside why do they charge so much

Such and such and all her friends won't go there

Here I am still crying over spilt milk

Silk ties and fancy scarves will have to wait

It’s not as easy as some people think

Drinking myself to death over that girl

Shirley I’m too tired to answer your call

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Day Two 2015

NaPoWriMo 2015
Day Two

NOT SEXY

She’s barking she’s half mad insane

She won’t even tell me her name

She gets really flirty

Not sexy just dirty

Again and again and again

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Come to my place

I’VE GOT THE ANSWER

(FOR YOU)

What you gonna do

next time the air turns blue

If one things wrong

then everything’s wrong

You can’t make it right

by singing a song

You've gotta get out

out and about

Before it blows up

in your face

Come to my place

I’ve got the answer for you

I ain't got no doubt

That he’ll scream and shout

When he finds out

that you’re gone

But it won’t be for long

He’s just singing that song

So don’t go dance to his tune

He can’t make it right

By singing a song

As you’ll find out all too soon

So come to my place

I’ve got the answer for you

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