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Thursday, 21 April 2022

14th/21

 

Napowrimo 2022 DAY #21

Nonsense from the top of my head

CHURLISH

There are words you can use and words that

would be unthinkable to use in this modern day

words like churlish that may or may not mean

rude ill-tempered and/or impolite you'd have to be

as uncultured as a boorish barbarian to even consider

the type of behaviour that is thought to represent this

tasteless uncivilised word whose origins go back to

at least Anglo Saxon times where a Churl

although a landowner and farmer was looked down upon

by all and sundry as a lowly uncouth person who didn't

know when to blab or burp I guess he was the whipping boy

between the stocks but words and cultures evolve and

here's a new way of looking at this word that you may

not have considered before you see whenever you break a word

down into it's compound parts you invariably come up with at least

a couple of new words in this case if we take churl it not only

sounds like girl but in some senses it actually becomes girl

or perhaps girlish if you expand on this theme you eventually

come to a totally new meaning for churlish

which is childish and girlish neither of these words are acceptable

in common speak today so sorry folks the word churlish

has to be erased from the English language forthwith

21042022/nonsense poem


Saturday, 10 April 2021

2021 #10

 

Napowrimo 2021

Day TEN


NUMBERS NINE TO ZERO

Nine to zero multiplication

manipulation contemplation

if you know the numbers you may

or may not be held to account


Some say that zero is the most

important number not least

the mathematicians Mesopotamians

and the morticians of this world


The Martians know a lot about zero too

as do the mickey takers mischief makers

and all in sundry to do with munitions

frightening as it might seem zero is not zilch


Ballyhoo Old Bamboo one and one and one

is three or one hundred and eleven or just one

depending on how you divi it up take a butchers hook

add some zero's and watch it change again


Compliance reliance don't complain if five plus five

is ten how many times can you multiply it and

divide it into infinity eternity conformity to carnality

and back to banality as brutal as your sudsless soap


Numbers nine to zero come in ground control

just clearing Cloud Nine now bombing it with tomato plants

and onion seeds Double O Seven is paragliding down

shovel in hand to dig the ground Pluto is the promised land

10042021

Thursday, 30 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #30


WHO IS THE THEY
Foolish as things may be
difficult as everything is
how I wish that my wish
about you could come true
hey that life would
be easy someday

However the weather
put paid to all that
seventy six was very very hot
but not as hot as
April twenty twenty
or so the they say

Who are the they
spouting it out
who are the they
shouting from the rooftops
who are the
great unwashed they
who are the
unbleached grey they
who are the jet black they
who are the
all shades of hades they

Foolish as things may be
difficult as everything is
how I wish that my wish
about you could come true
hey that life would
be easy someday

What say you man
give us yer dosh
check that
check back later
check

However the weather
put paid to all that
seventy six was very very hot
but not as hot as
April twenty twenty
or so the they say

Who is the they
who is the they
or so the they say
30042020

Saturday, 25 April 2020

napowrimo 2020 #25 coronavirus 27

BEETROOT SPAGHETTI
Covid-19 and all of that virus
Harry and the haberdashers of flash
never had it so good lay low furlough
papyrus poppycock and balderdash

Trumpington went up Capitol Hill
to fetch some disinfectant
the fool fell down the joke rebounds
amid much peals of laughter

Beetroot spaghetti and cornflake confetti
with cold stirred fried rice make something quite good
to chuck at the bride at her wedding day brunch
but there's owt for nowt in the lunch time steaks

They cook their own on their burner phones
with the red hot potato of HS2
the farcical social distance express
of parliament having returned from recess

They launch their new thingy into infinity
only to watch it crash into the night
King Karloff's website and all his henchmen
couldn't book tests for the nation again
25042020