Please stop smoking already.
Don’t dicker.
Tobacco is worse than strong
liquor
I've heard that your friends say
You smell like an ashtray
Go on give up, don’t beg to
differ
300513
A woman was feeling quite ill
She told quack Jack her name was
Jill
He gave her a smack
Somewhere on her back
And sent her to bed with a pill
270513
A woman was trying to ink
a love heart while all dressed
in mink
She wrote I love Fred
then heard he was dead
And ordered another stiff drink
190513
A Vampire with too much red ink
And not enough blue blood to
drink
Flew after a queen
To fulfil his dream
But she was a he dressed in
pink
190513/1
A fellow was trying to buff
His car with a cloth much too
rough
The blue became green
And obscured the screen
His wife said I think that’s
enough
140513
