Every little helps...

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If for any reason you change your mind

about your vote a purchase we’ll happily

overturn the referendum refund or exchange it.

Brexit Tesco, every vote counts little helps!

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CHORLEY CAKES

It’s bed and breakfast with the queen

The EU border at Gretna Green

A united Ireland and other dreams

The union flag’s beyond Jack’s means

Miscellaneous ingenuity

Who trusts who Miss Gullibility 

Your disingenuous two faced love

Remain or stay at the kitchen stove

Arranging leaves about her ears

She stems the blood with pinking shears

Misinformation what a chore

To blame someone she’s looking for

Remote control - drone on and moan

It’s funny how the numbers clone

Shouting louder than the lager lout

She makes her mark but still she doubts

Her children with blunt little scissors

They paste red tapes on her bathroom mirrors

Living in fear as the new dawn breaks

How can she make those Chorley Cakes

She thinks she’s independent thinking

Spouting myths she’s got no inkling

Nothings changed it’s much the same

She still needs someone else to blame

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Referendum dum dum ...

ECCLES CAKES

Referendum what a bore

The man in the street will still be poor

And the rich will be richer than before

The press will descend on Manchester

And what she declares the world will swallow

The public’s chance to change tomorrow

Leave or stay? Remain or exit?

United Europe? Or Sporting Brexit?

The lying deceitful corrupt elite

Boring yawning I’m snoring asleep

We’re not voting for a personality

It’s not a party political thing

Is this our one shot at democracy?

Eurocrats – idealistic or pragmatic?

Floating voter don’t miss the boat yeah

The London centric meritocracy

Whatever they say there’ll be bureaucracy 

Referendum what a bore

The man in the street will still be poor

And the rich will be richer than before

The impracticality of reality

If the truth were told no one would vote

Fortress Europe we’re outside of the moat

It’s all insane – a stupid joke

Nobody knows if we’ll sink or float

The party you stand for might be wrong

It’s your chance to perform - play your own tune

Write your own lyrics and sing your own song

Don’t vote for this geezer or for that clown

If you’re feeling snookered - Take off your blinkers

Make up your own mind - it’s your turn to think

It’s not the way that the biscuit breaks

Pot luck - Russian Roulette - no room for mistakes

Like the lady said: Is it Eccles Cakes!

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