2019/28

Global/NaPoWriMo 2019

Day Twenty Eight

HELLO

AM I EVEN

LAUGHING

He tells jokes all day every day

most of them aren't very funny

and the worst thing I hate is that

he laughs his head off because

he genuinely thinks that he is funny

Or maybe just perhaps he laughs

and tells jokes simply to annoy me

hello am I even laughing

He told me the one about the

black and white TV the other day

but I can't remember the punchline

I think it was something about

monochrome whatever that is

He was on the stage once in front of

thousands of people when he forgot the

end of the joke he was telling half way through

I asked him what happened next

he told me he couldn't remember

When I asked him what

he was doing in my house

he said he didn't really know

First of all he thought I should hear another joke

then he told me that he didn't have one today

but he had heard a funny story on the bus

about a right on vegetarian

that went for a drink in a pub

this bloke wouldn't dream of going to FarmFoods

or the like and when the barman asked him

if he would like ice in his drink

he said yes please but none of that frozen nonsense

Well I actually thought that that one was funny

so I laughed a little bit

but of course it wasn't one of his jokes

it was simply one he had overheard on the bus

I asked him what he was doing in my house again

because I couldn't remember what he told me earlier

but he couldn't remember either

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