Reworked:
BATMAN AND CARRUTHERS
Who can tell what spell will unfold this New Year if we mistake it for something unpleasant will we even make it some of us won't that's for sure the way the clock trickles down like the toxic tears of a clown another season for all and sundry to live life to the full foolish as it may seem it's a dream for some of us what's your New Years resolution gonna be the same as last year I bet but you'll keep it this time or will you start on February the second like me so long as it's a Tuesday and the weekend is over I hear you say Carruthers and remember what you said about Christmas when I asked what day it was on you said I'm not all that bothered Batman as long as it's not Friday the thirteenth upstairs downstairs or in your ladies chamber
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Original piece:
BATMAN AND CARRUTHERS
Upstairs downstairs or in yer ladies chamber
who can tell what spell will or won't unfold
New Year-ness less we forsake it mistake it
for something or other unpleasant or not
Will we even make it some of us won't
that's for sure the way the clock trickles
like the toxic tears of a clown tic tock down
for another season another reason
for all and sundry to live life to the full
Foolish as it may or may not seem
it's a dream for some and a necessity for others
What's your New Years resolution gonna be
the same as last year but you'll keep it this time
or will you start on February the second like me
So long as it's a Tuesday and the weekend is over
and well and truly behind you Carruthers
Remember what you said about Christmas
when I asked you what day it was on
You said I'm not all that bothered Batman
as long as it's not Friday the thirteenth
Who can tell what spell will or won't unfold
Upstairs downstairs or in yer ladies chamber
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