How we evolved?

THE GULLIBLE MULTITUDES

maybe or perhaps not but some say

that the aliens emerged from the sea

others of course maintain that evolution

is what it was all about

then many years later as technology became available

telescopes and cameras were deployed on the moon

and aimed at the earth to record all that they saw

but time out there isn't the way we see it down here

therefore what goes up may or may not come down

and the future might not start after the present

much like the past is more than likely

not necessarily before the present day

in fact there are no different days out there

all days and or nights for that matter are exactly the same

and it's cold I mean really cold but nobody grows old

and nobody dies they just float off to another place

to a new existence exponentially through the roof

if they had one if you know what I mean but they don't

and won't get it any more than those that thought

that humanoids evolved from sea creatures

or perhaps aliens that had splash landed in the oceans

of the world and eventually crawled ashore

no one really believes anything any more

they simply accept what they have or have not been told

the great unwashed the gullible multitudes

give me your money I'll come and collect it

if time doesn't exist what are we doing here

waiting for morning and going to work

why do we bother scrimping and saving

for a day that may not even rain

and the Moonsters out there are filming Genghis Khan

and the Great Wall of China

and one day not that there are any days out there of course

some of us are going to go there and crash land on the moon

and bring the recordings back to earth

so everybody will finally know what really happened

and won't have to rely on or believe in

the supposedly recorded history of our planet

but you won't really want to travel there by rocket

if I were you and thankfully I'm not you or anybody else

that I know or perhaps don't but believe me I would wait

until new space technology has been developed

something safer and faster or maybe you should go fishing

with that metal detector you stashed in the attic all those years ago

and bag yourself one of those alien craft that litter the ocean floor

it's only a matter of knowing where to look

or perhaps to hook it if you dig and don't get wet just saying

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Ice Age

IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN

Something happened before the ice cream man came

to town and all the earth froze over

speculation intimidation and other words

screaming off the pages some hyphenated

punctuated with exclamation marks

long before commas and full stops were invented

many describing worlds of words bigger than marmalade

and with more letters than a pillar box

on the last posting day before Christmas

so when the fishing smacks went down

some say that dinosaurs roamed the earth

and different types of humanoids evolved

but shut the door what really happened

if the truth be known nobody really knows

except for the fact that something went very badly wrong

demonic degenerates dignitaries with holes in heads

shrunken brains an unevolved species of plant eating mammals

living in the canopy of trees others underground some in caves

a warring world of hand walking acrobats

clamouring to eke out a basic existence

screaming without words self strangulation

an unintelligible language of frustration

pretending to be something that was never meant to be

individuals living in a counterfeit universe

the copy-cat intellectuals of the pre-dawn

fighting for the right to be heard to be seen

to be who they were wrongly told that they were meant to be

the parallel universe planting thoughts upside down inside out

outlandish as a troglodyte on heat

who would have thought that eternity

had anything to do with all their mess

but time or the concept of it that we now know and use

the time that we keep and rely upon didn't yet exist

the different ones came and went some stayed

buried forever in the quick setting sand

for us for you and I to discover rediscover dig out of the clay

for us to adjudicate upon contemplate and marvel at today

but even in a perfect world not many barber shop quartets

butchers bakers or cake makers would ever find the truth

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2019/Conclusion

Global/NaPoWriMo 2019

CONCLUSION

I wasn't sure how things were going to pan out this year, as we were away in the Philippines for the first couple of weeks, and my intention was to do a few more pieces for the Plymouth collection which I started last year after we came back. However, I did a follow up to a poem I wrote a few years ago called 'Hello Am I even Home' and I ended up doing several more to start yet another collection. I'll add the latest one below but before I go I must say congratulations to everybody who completed this years NaPoWriMo challenge.

HELLO AM I EVEN SOBER

I bought her an Easter egg she loves Easter

and she eats hot cross buns all year round

I only eat them on Good Friday

a few days after Easter she still hadn't eaten her egg

so I asked her when we were going to eat it

she laughed but I wasn't joking

I love chocolate I hid some in the house

but I can't find it now

sometimes I can't remember what I do with things

My friend asked me to wish him luck in the

London Marathon and said he managed three hours

twelve minutes and three seconds last year

this year he's going to try and beat that but he says

he usually gets bored and turns the TV over

Football's like that too the goalkeepers are so good

these days that it's hard to score

I took a penalty at Wembley and booted the ball

over the bar the next time I got the ball I beat five men

and scored I was the hero as we lifted the FA Cup

I dropped the lid and the noise woke me up

I dream about all sorts of things sometimes I dream

that I have been smoking cigarettes but

I gave up fourteen years ago

the other day I dreamt that I was an alcoholic

drinking two bottles of vodka a day

hello am I even sober

But the worst thing I hate is taking all those tablets

every day they tell me its time to take them and

I fall asleep when I wake up they've gone

who are they any way who's helping who

don't take tablets unless you have to

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2019/30

Global/NaPoWriMo 2019

Day Thirty

HELLO AM I

EVEN CRAZY

She bought me a present

she said it was second hand

but what she really meant was

that it had a second-hand

because it was a wristwatch

I love wearing watches

with a simple stainless steel bracelet

and a white face with black numerals

Sometimes I can't tell the time though

because I put it on upside down

who would do that you ask

well it depends who dresses me

you see they don't really care

they just want to go home

as soon as they can

They tell me they're on job and finish

but I still pay them for half a day each

every day hello am I even crazy

They take me to the park

but I suspect its a car park

as we sit in the car and talk about the radio

not working because it's raining

I want to listen to the football but

they think football's the same as cricket

they hate cricket because they think its boring

they're boring they just sit there and talk sideways

I tell them I want to go home they start the car

and then remember that they've not done the shopping

we've got no milk they tell me and if you want toast

we'll have to buy some more bread and butter

We drive to the hypermarket they're really hyper now

running around like mad things on the shopping trolley

or should I say off it 'cos in reality that's what they are

When we get home it's time for them to go

I make my own toast and hot butter it with Marmite

they don't like Marmite I'm happy about that because

it's not the cheapest thing in the cupboard

I make a cup of tea with three sweeteners and let it go cold

I go to bed and drink it when I wake up

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2019/29

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Day Twenty Nine

HELLO AM

I EVEN ME

Sometimes things don't feel quite right

like walking backwards or uncontrollable laughter

why do mad things happen to me

I went down to the ocean some people call it the briny

but when the waves came in over my feet

I had to run back up the beach

it's not that I don't like getting wet

it's simply that it makes me dizzy looking out to sea

People say that it's the salt but I like salt

people tell me lots of things

I can't remember most of the things that they tell me

they say things like

don't stand too close to the water or you'll get wet

I think they don't know that I already know these things

even though sometimes I sort of forget

like I said to the people on the beach I asked them really

but they ignored me hello am I even me

they must have thought that I was talking to myself

or to my secret friend as one of them put it

Okay I said why can't you drink seawater

nobody really knew and then I remembered

the story about a Frenchman who was shipwrecked

and survived many days in the blue how did he do it

by drinking a tiny sip of seawater every day

that's what he told me anyway

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2019/28

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Day Twenty Eight

HELLO

AM I EVEN

LAUGHING

He tells jokes all day every day

most of them aren't very funny

and the worst thing I hate is that

he laughs his head off because

he genuinely thinks that he is funny

Or maybe just perhaps he laughs

and tells jokes simply to annoy me

hello am I even laughing

He told me the one about the

black and white TV the other day

but I can't remember the punchline

I think it was something about

monochrome whatever that is

He was on the stage once in front of

thousands of people when he forgot the

end of the joke he was telling half way through

I asked him what happened next

he told me he couldn't remember

When I asked him what

he was doing in my house

he said he didn't really know

First of all he thought I should hear another joke

then he told me that he didn't have one today

but he had heard a funny story on the bus

about a right on vegetarian

that went for a drink in a pub

this bloke wouldn't dream of going to FarmFoods

or the like and when the barman asked him

if he would like ice in his drink

he said yes please but none of that frozen nonsense

Well I actually thought that that one was funny

so I laughed a little bit

but of course it wasn't one of his jokes

it was simply one he had overheard on the bus

I asked him what he was doing in my house again

because I couldn't remember what he told me earlier

but he couldn't remember either

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Day Twenty Seven

HELLO

AM I EVEN

THINKING

I think but I think they don't care

what I think why would they

they have their own problems somewhere

so why would they worry about mine

I don't worry about them

I don't even think about them

when they've gone home

who are they anyway they all

sound the same when they talk to me

One of them brought me butterflies one day

I don't know how she got them into the house

but they were flying around all day

until she went home

When I asked her about the butterflies

a few days later she couldn't remember

bringing them in fact she actually said

that I must have imagined it

Imagine me imagining anything

hello am I even thinking

they think that I can't remember anything

since I lost the other half of my brain

but what do they know they don't think

that I can still think even if I want to

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2019/26

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Day Twenty Six

HELLO

AM I EVEN

WANTED

She looks up when I enter the room

and quickly reverts back

to what she was doing

what was she doing

I don't know she doesn't tell me

She's always on that mobile thing

I used to think it was a telephone

but that's daft because

it's not connected to the wall socket

and sometimes she watches films on it

Oh yes its got a screen like a TV

only smaller of course so it will fit in her pocket

only she doesn't have any pockets

so she puts it in her handbag

anyway she talks to it more than she talks to me

How can you talk to that thing

all day and all night long I ask her

I'm not talk talking just for the sake of talking

she says everybody does it these days texting

and sharing things online you should try it

I try to ignore her but she always knows best

even when she doesn't want to talk to me

I'm not saying that she really really doesn't

but it does look that way sometimes

I sit there with my box of crayons

drawing every type of shape I can remember

pyramids circles squares you name it

You can create until the cows come home she tells me

but you'll never come up with an original design

you may or just might discover a thing or two however

Me discover something I think I just have

hello am I even wanted

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2019/25

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Day Twenty Five

HELLO

AM I EVEN

WORKING

Half the time I don't know

what I'm meant to be doing

the rest of the time

I can't remember what I did

would you mind to do this she said

Okay of course I reply

what did she say I can't remember

anyway I think I know

what she wants me to do

Have you done that thing for me she asked

when she saw me later

what thing I asked her

you know she said that thing that

I ask you to do every week

oh I reply I think I forgot

How can you forget it's such a simple task

what was it again I might have done it

I think I did the same thing last week

or was it the week before

or even the month before that

maybe I have to do it everyday

Do you want the brush or the shovel she said

you take the brush and I will follow you

because I don't know where we're going

yes you do we do this every week

every day sometimes

I thought we did but I didn't like to say

what is it we do anyway

hello am I even working

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