CAVEMAN (AT THE ZOO)
I went to see the Caveman at the zoo
I read about him in the papers it was all over the news
Neanderthals and Troglodytes were only fantasy
I went to see the Caveman at the zoo
but they told me that the only Caveman
that they've got looks just like me
I looked for ages in the cages
but the only thing I saw was a dinosaur
and that dinosaur looked just like you
and you're my clone
If the truth was known I was on my own
I was the only Caveman at the zoo
and all those creatures proud and poor were
locked up in that godforsaken place like me
I went to see the Caveman at the zoo
but they told me that the only Caveman
that they've got looks just like me
Neanderthals and Troglodytes were only fantasy
they had all escaped to a better place you see
Hold the front page
what about me
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